March 2012
thewhoreofgondor:
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “I don’t know how to drive this.”
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
my-phelps:
1 tag
I was stressed out that I had so much homework to do. But tonight, I’m going to skip the Law History assignment for tomorrow, and finish English stuff. Hey, my teacher for Law is always offering extensions, so why pass that?
longershadows:
So apparently the strokes start recording in April….Mother fucker i am trying to get into college. I can’t afford this kind of distraction again
